Wife’s SMS
One
man lives in the town near by his wife lives a village.
Simoon is friend of that man.
One
day wife sent a SMS to her husband
“Your
friend Simoon is a beast”
Husband
sent reply “What’s up”
Wife
sent to reply with rage of grief SMS
“Behold your friend Simoon is a beast. He opening first my share(One kind of women
dress) I did not say anything, next opening my bra still, I didn’t say anything
and today he eat up half of my milk (boobs)”
Husband
sent—what’s this! He is my best friend! You tell me details!
Wife
sent details SMS
“One day you bought a share (one
kind of women dress) and sent to this by your friend Simoon. Simoon open the packet and seen it. Another
day you bought a 'bra' and sent to me by friend. Simoon open the packet and
seen it. . After a few days you
bought a kilo of milk. But Simoon eats half of packet. I took the opened packet of
milk is on the back half of the packet.”
