20 jokes with unexpected twists for you

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 20 jokes with unexpected twists for you

• Why did the computer go to therapy?

 It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.

• I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

 She looked surprised.

• Parallel lines have so much in common.

 It's a shame they'll never meet.

• What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

 An abdominal snowman.

• I'm friends with all electricians, 

we have great current connections.

• Why did the bicycle fall over? 

Because it was two-tired!

• I used to be a baker, 

but I couldn't make enough dough.

• How do you organize a space party? 

You planet!

• I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.

 It's impossible to put down!

• Why don't scientists trust stairs? 

Because they're always up to something.

• Why was the math book sad? 

Because it had too many problems.

• I'm friends with all electricians, 

we have great current connections.

• Time flies like an arrow; 

fruit flies like a banana.

• I used to play piano by ear, 

but now I use my hands.

• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

 Frostbite!

• Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

 He made a mint.

• How do you make a tissue dance? 

You put a little boogie in it.

• Why did the tomato turn into a superhero? 

Because it wanted to "ketchup" with the bad guys!

• If at first, you don't succeed, 

skydiving is not for you.

• What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

 A carrot!

I hope these jokes with a twist brought a smile to your face! Enjoy sharing these clever and unexpected punchlines with friends and family!