Here are some laugh-inducing quotes for you:
"I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
"I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make it on Tuesdays.'"
"I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life."
"I'm not clumsy, I'm just dancing to the beat of my own drumstick."
"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
"I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"I'm not addicted to coffee. We're just in a committed relationship."
"I put my phone on airplane mode, but it's not flying. Worst. Mode. Ever."
Remember, laughter is contagious, so share these funny quotes with others to spread the joy and laughter!
