20 joke of the day funny jokes for adults
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An "impasta"!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
I'm on a seafood diet.
I see food, and I eat it!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
Why don't skeletons ever fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
Why was the scarecrow awarded?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space!
I asked my dog if he wanted to hear a joke. He just tilted his head and looked puzzled.
I guess he doesn't speak human.
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know, and I don't care.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out!
I used to play piano by ear,
but now I use my hands like everyone else.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I hope these jokes brighten up your day and bring laughter to your friends and family! Enjoy sharing the humor! 😄
